Spurtle is grateful for any and all Christmas cards received.
But of the one card we have received so far in 2016, this from Napier Bathrooms & Interiors in Canonmills is far and away our favourite.
Somehow, we were tickled by the combination of festive sentiment, gradually de-railing scansion, and a glossy insert gushing warmly about the latest in Whirlspray and TurboFlush technology.
How have we managed so long without an orientation light?
Read and be amazed …