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FLASH IN THE PAN – SHOCKING LATEST

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The source who sent Spurtle this morning's photo exclusive of a burning Portaloo has been back in touch this evening with another.

The new image shows the same structure 2 minutes later, with still not a fire engine in sight.

Our source has no evidence, but suspects 'idle youth' was behind the conflagration. Spurtle has no evidence either, but prefers to suspect idle age.

If you have burning Portaloo news, photos or opinions, get in touch.