Spurtle's printed May edition will hit the sun-drenched streets and sundry shady interiors of Broughton tomorrow.
We have gulls, puffins, pelicans and a displaced pigeon, lollies, funfairs, hammer-throwing records and a wandering dead president (no connection), lively ivy, heavy drenchings, upmarket downpipes, trout, two items of lamp-post news, fund raising, gallery previews, drunken youth, bongo drums and inebritated mice.
And other stuff, some less serious, some more.
New items and Ali George's 'Oot' guide to what's on in Broughton and beyond will also appear, bright and early, exclusively online.
Copies available in pubs, clubs, shops, hair salons, newsagents, cafés, top venues, low dives and McDonald Rd Library.