That trundling, rumbling, clickety-clack sound you can hear in the background is the Spurtle production team nervously rattling their teeth as Issue 203 passes through the presses.
Barring last-minute snarl-ups, the February edition will appear across pubs, clubs, eateries and meeteries, hair salons, galleries, antique shops, greengrocers and a multitude of other odd spots across Broughton from tomorrow onwards.
Among various items of local intelligence, it will contain news on storms, wheel-challenged planning, the cost of cul-de-sacs, scotched myths and rotten reporting, talking heads, antepasto, the joy of concrete, architecture, science, art, fiddling, comedy, antiques and the use of Latin in Leith-bound taxis.
If you are unable or unwilling to pick up your print-and-paper copy, you can always download it in glorious colour from the Home Page's top-right-hand corner at www.broughtonspurtle.org.uk