Has anyone seen ‘Rory Macaroni’?
Christina Thomson installed him in the small mid-pavement garden at the end of Bellevue Place on Saturday evening.
By Sunday morning, his head had gone walkabout.
As the photo here reveals, the unmolested Macaroni bore an uncanny resemblance to Rory McIlroy, who is preparing to lead the European team against the US in the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles later this month. Any clues to the whereabouts of his missing bonce would be much appreciated.
Alternatively, just return it quietly under cover of darkness.
This is not the first loss Mrs Thomson has suffered in recent days. On Friday night, two of the pink geraniums she’d planted in the big black tub at the same spot were lifted by a person or persons unknown.
Spurtle says: Kindly leave other people's creative efforts alone. Buy your own geraniums. Let locals and passers-by continue to enjoy this colourful corner of Broughton for free in future.